Friday, January 30, 2015

Two Paranoid (Probably Stoned) Bros Report Themselves for Smuggling 20 Pounds of Weed From California to Montana




Source - Eastern Idaho police say two men transporting marijuana from California to Montana called 911 while in Idaho after mistakenly believing undercover officers had discovered their secret.

But police in Rexburg say they weren't aware of the drugs until the two men called on Friday to report their location and the 20 pounds of pot worth $16,000.

The Idaho State Journal reports that police arrested 21-year-old Leland Ryan Kaimipono Ayala-Doliente and 22-year-old Craig Sward Holland. Hometowns weren't available.

The men are being held in the Madison County Jail and face charges of drug trafficking.

Police Capt. Randy Lewis says police had no idea the two men had any marijuana until they alerted authorities.



Not a great move.  I mean what more is there to say?  If the entire world had a "Top 10 Dumbest Things Humans Did Today" rankings at the end of the day like Sportscenter, this would be on that list.  I didn't even know Idaho had police, let alone multiple divisions.  Seeing they have newspapers was also a little surprising.  Seriously, who reads them?  I'm pretty sure there are barrios neighborhoods in Los Angeles that have more people in them than Idaho does.  

Hey Leland have more names, you can't.  And such a bizarre variety of them too.  What are you dude?





PS - We don't think these guys did the weed and that was the cause of the paranoia, do we?

PPS - Fuck it, I'm taking Idaho too.  

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