Thursday, July 17, 2014

I Need Donald the Four Legged Duckling Like I Need Oxygen

 
 
 
Source - Hatching animals is nothing new to one Sulphur, Louisiana, family, but they were surprised when one of their young ducklings was a little different. The duckling has not two but four legs.

Claude Aucoin told KPLC that he has hatched more than 1,000 ducks in his lifetime, but he was shocked with this surprise.
The duckling grew a fan base when Aucoin's daughter, Kylie, quickly exposed the duck, who goes by Donald, on social media.
 
 
 

I need Donald the four-legged duck and I needed him yesterday.  Seriously, is there anything more adorable than animals with a weird number of legs?  Silly question, of course there isn't.  Three-legged dogs, four-legged ducklings, I eat that shit up. 

Sure it's probably hard on Donald and his life is going to be an uphill battle but at the same time he's basically a duck with arms.  So what if they don't work, you think all of the other ducklings think Donald's a weirdo?  Every other little baby duck is probably bitching out their duck parents for not giving them dead duck arms too.  How many ducks do you know on Facebook?  Yeah that's what I thought, Donald and Donald alone.  Pretty soon he'll be thanking the high heavens he was born with two extra webbed duck feet because mark my words, this motherfucker is about to be swimming in duck pussy. 



PS - Come on Aucoin family, are you serious naming him Donald? Be less original. You can't! Colonel McQuacks or GTFO.


 

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