Source - Two men were arrested Tuesday on suspicion of stealing three Volkswagen minibuses that were customized to look like bright orange Tillamook cheese loafs.
Brian Lancaster, 32, and Ryan Monaco, 38, both of Sacramento, were pulled over in Rocklin, California, and they were taken into custody by members of an auto theft task force, Manteca Police Chief Nick Obligacion said.
The minibuses, worth $100,000 each, were stolen Saturday from a hotel parking lot in Manteca, where they had stopped on a tour promoting the Oregon-based Tillamook County Creamery Association's dairy products.
Just a few things I'd like to touch on here. I'm not going to spend a ton of time on this one because Sacramento people do sneaky weird shit like this all the time. Basically, Sacramento is to California what Reno is to Nevada. It's never going to be Las Vegas, but they are still going to do some strange stuff to keep themselves semi-relevant. Place breeds characters, heartbreak, and hopelessness.
1.) There's a big difference between being painted to look like cheese and being orange. Huge letdown. If there was a car painted like cheese I wouldn't hate what these guys did, but stealing a couple retro orange vans just isn't nearly as baller as driving around in a block of gouda.*
2.) These things are worth $100,000 each!?
3.) Manteca Police doing a dynamite job. Three vans stolen and driven away from the scene of the crime. Three vans...two culprits. Yup, all adds up. Open and shut.
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