A California dentist, who goes by the trademark name "Dr. Leo," is accused of torching two rival dental practices, police say.
Leopold Weinstein, 63, was arrested Friday on three counts of arson of a structure, three counts of attempted arson of a structure and possession of a silencer. He was booked at the Ventura County Sheriff’s Main Jail and his bail was set at $250,000. He is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday.
How do these crimes work? Does a person get both arson and attempted arson every time? Because if that's the case Dr. Leo was 3 for 3 - not too shabby for someone picking up arson for business reasons. I'm not saying Dr. Leo should be burning other dentist offices down. Arson is a terrible thing, and it's 100% totally and completely illegal. But what else is a guy supposed to do when motherfuckers start to encroach on his territory and his livelihood?
Competition is tough. Sometimes people are better than you, cheaper, or more popular, whatever it may be. What is Dr. Leo supposed to do if that happens? Adapt? Move!? Fuck that noise, not Leopold Weinstein, DMD* - his turf, his terms. If he can't beat 'em, he'll burn those mothers down.
*Doctor of Dental Medicine...because calling them an MD would be presumptuous.
PS - How about the balls on Dr. Leo trying to make the jump from arsonist to full-blown international assassin with that silencer? Bro relax, you burned down a couple buildings with some gas and a box of matches. You should be thanking the cops for catching you when they did before you could hurt yourself. Fucking Jewish James Bond over here.
PPS - Mandatory Jewish dentist clip.
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