Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Sea Lion Pup Once Again Proves That Sea Lions/Seals are Dope





Source - A family out for a kayak trip in California picked up an unexpected hitchhiker: a sea lion pup that hopped on for a 20-minute ride.

Video aired by KEYT-TV shows the little sea lion enjoying the sunshine on the back of the kayak in Santa Barbara on Saturday.

The family from Orange County says the sea lion hopped up and made itself comfortable, even cuddling up with the dad as he paddled with his kids.

A crowd gathered on the pier to watch as the pup relaxed and enjoyed the journey.



Classic sea lion.  Basically a dog with flippers, gotta love that.  Seeing animals in the wild is cool as fuck, and if you think otherwise you're just a hardo.  But seeing baby animals is even cooler, and seeing a baby animal that wants to play and chill out with you.  That's like hitting the jackpot.  I'm legit jealous of these people, having this happen to you must be the best feeling of all time.  I always thought St. Babs was just full of stoners and bros, but if baby sea lions are hopping into kayaks willy nilly I might have to consider a visit.






PS - Fuck John Palminteri.  I'm not saying you're a pedophile, but you definitely fall into the general physical profile.





Be a bigger wet blanket, dude.  I've only heard of one unprovoked seal attack in my entire life, and that was in Arrested Development.  And that's a fictional television show John.  Did you just watch it and get confused?  As long as you're not a dick, seals are totally cool*.  Read a fucking book.




*50/50 shot at that being true.  Awesome odds.



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