Source - A big-rig hauling frozen chicken collided with a truck carrying bees in Southern California, igniting a fireball that quickly cooked the chicken.
The California Highway Patrol says the crash on Interstate 10 near Palm Springs occurred shortly after 7 a.m. Monday.
The truck with the chickens burst into flames and was incinerated, but the driver escaped with minor injuries.
The driver hauling the bees was not hurt, although highway patrol officers on the scene reported bees buzzing everywhere.
Photos, meanwhile, showed chunks of blackened, highway-roasted chicken.
So bad news, much worse news situation here. Bad news is we lost an entire truckload of what was surely delicious chicken. It was all cooked in the chemical flooded, fiery mess that was Interstate 10 Incident of 2015. That is what they'll call it one day. Because guess what, bees are all over the place! So technically they haven't attacked anyone yet, but we all know it's only a matter of time. Plus I'm not sure if this is an actual fact or statistic but I'm pretty sure California has like four times as many people with bee allergies than any other state. Can someone check that for me? All I know is that I'm just one guy and I've got legit eight buddies who would think this is the most frightening thing of all time. They wouldn't go outside for a week if this happened somewhere around us, no joke.
"Photos, meanwhile, showed chunks of blackened, highway-roasted chicken."
PS - That ^ is not racist, I did it purely because of the crying.
PPS - Ok, maybe it's still a little racist.
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